Old Poison
by Joan Francis
ISBN: 0595274889

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Private Eye Diana Hunter knows better than to get involved with an unlikely document called the Martian Diary, but curiosity conquers common sense and she is soon confronted with an unprovoked attack and unexplained death. These deadly realities force her to answer the question: Why would anyone take the Martian Diary seriously enough to kill for it? From the New Mexico desert to the rain forest of Costa Rica, with mean streets in between, it’s Sam Spade meets global warming.

 

Environmentalists, crackpots, and clandestine corporate agents create a toxic brew of high-octane action where unearthed truths and misplaced trust could get you killed. An expert in disguise, with a face people trust, Diana will need all her instincts and investigative skills to stay alive and unmask the killer.



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Joan Francis has written a good debut novel, which will keep you turning the pages. Her own experience as reporter, a private investigator, her knowledge of mining camps from New Mexico to South America along with her keen eye for detail adds depth to the story. ~ Robin L. Taylor

 
An intriguing set of characters, a great plot, timely material, clever set dressing and lots more. I liked her female PI protagonist a lot and it’s because Francis knows her stuff - she was a PI herself. ~  Barbara A. Montgomery
 
This is a fun book that is a quick read. The character is witty and adventurous. It is fast paced and has many surprises. ~  “quimel”
 
The story quickly moves through subterfuge to cover-up. True to both her mythological namesake and her surname, Diana hunts down the truth form Long Beach through Arizona and finally to Costa Rica. ~ The Sun Newspaper, Seal Beach

 

CHAPTER ONE

 

            I opened the manila envelope and found a CD and a small bundle of one hundred dollar bills. At our last meeting his envelope had contained only fifty dollars, the fee for one hour of my time as a private investigator.

            Mr. Borson had first approached me at the courthouse after I had testified in a civil litigation case. He’d seemed to be a quiet, normal, little man, with the demeanor of a bookkeeper. He was about five nine, 145 pounds, with wavy dark brown hair, a small round face and appropriately sized features. He wore plain-wire frame glasses and an unremarkable business suit. He could fade into the woodwork almost anywhere. However, for such a normal appearing man, Mr. Borson was developing into one of my stranger clients. My first clue was when he insisted on meeting in the park. Even this request had sounded reasonable when he’d said he wanted to get away from the office and phones and have a pleasant lunch.

            I held up the wad of cash and looked at him for an explanation.

            “That is an initial retainer for your first assignment.”

            “What’s on the CD?”

            He hesitated, studying my face, then in a matter-of-fact tone stated: “It is a diary, written on Mars. The information on that disc was carried to Earth by the last wave of colonists when Mars was a dying planet. It has been hidden and handed down from one generation to another by a secret society that is older than known human history.”

            Damn! Worst suspicions confirmed. The guy was a nut.

            “Right.” I said. Noting the label on the CD, a comment just sort of slipped out before I censored myself. “Wow, Microsoft’s on Mars too. Does the Attorney General know about this?” I set the envelope back down on our picnic table.

            He smiled, then chuckled.

            I stood up and was preparing to leave.

            “Wait, Ms. Hunter, please. Let me explain.”

            I hesitated. Ripping off some lunatic who thinks the Martians are after him was outside my moral boundary, though I knew one private eye who did just that. My concern was, what would this guy do now? During our previous interview it had become clear that he had done quite a detailed background check on me. If I refused to work for him, would he decide I was one of “them”?

            “Look, Mr. Borson, I’m sorry, but I don’t think–”

            “Ms. Hunter, I’m sorry I said it that way. It was just my little joke. It’s actually a novel, a sci-fi novel. The writer wants a little research assistance, that’s all.”

            Somehow this sudden shift was as unsettling as his first statement. “I still can’t help. I’m a private investigator, not a research assistant.”

            “The writer wants to present hard-hitting, factual information to make a real statement regarding environmental dangers. As I am sure you know, power and money can make it most difficult to obtain information regarding industrial and military pollution of our environment.

            “Now your diary or novel sounds like an expose. If you’re looking for some sort of industrial espionage, try one of the ex-CIA types invading my profession these days. They are not as deterred by illegality as I would be.”

            “You won’t be asked to do anything illegal, but that doesn’t mean you won’t encounter powerful resistance that will require more investigative skill than an ordinary research assistant could deal with. It’s not really such an unusual request. Other PIs help detective novelist all the time.”

            “I don’t suppose there is any chance I could meet with this novelist of yours?”

            He shook his head. “She wants to remain anonymous.”

            This is why I don’t advertize in the yellow pages. I don’t want layman clients. You have to investigate the client before you can investigate his case. I preferred to work for attorneys in the familiar framework of laws and forms and procedures.

            Mr. Borson had been gathering up our picnic. When he spoke again, the only item still on the table was the envelope with the CD and money.

            “Look, this is really a fairly simple assignment. On the CD is one chapter of the book which describes a fictional industrial waste product called Red 19. The author just dreamed up Red 19, but I think she is a little obsessed by her own fantasy. She wants to see if any of the new alternative fuels might behave in a manner similar to her fiction. You probably won’t find anything, but I promised her we would do a search.”

            From his jacket pocket he took a white envelope and handed it to me. “If you find the work acceptable, we continue. If not, just send an email to me at the address on this assignment letter, and you’ll never hear from me again.”


 

CHAPTER TWO

 

            I agreed to look into the initial assignment. As I walked home, I wondered why. Admittedly, I was curious. Over the last three weeks, Borson had done an extensive background on me and had spent two lunch hours interviewing me for this project. No one had ever concentrated that much effort on selecting me for a job. I did want to find out what all the fuss was about.

            I entered the lobby of my apartment building, on the corner of Eighth and Ocean, which is in a seedy little patch of the county known as Bluff Beach. After stepping into the ancient manually operated elevator, I waited for Merle to put the thing in gear. She glared at me and said, “Floor”.

            Merle is about five feet four, thin, and has badly dyed red hair, which is also thin. Her small features are highlighted with lipstick and eyebrow pencil in the same shade of red as her hair. Every day she wears a shirtwaist dress with a white pillbox hat, white cotton gloves, and a yellow cotton jacket trimmed with white lapels and white buttons. This seems to be her own idea of a proper uniform for an elevator lady rather than anything specified by the management. I doubt the “management,” whoever they are, ever enter the building, much less Merle’s elevator.

            “Eight, Merle, same as it’s been every day for the last year.”

            As she maneuvered the small box up to the eighth floor, she mumbled something inaudible. She has been the elevator operator in this building for twenty-three years and seems to have had too many ups and downs in her life, though I have never had the courage to pry into her personal life. She is not exactly friendly. In fact, I am absolutely certain that one day she will quit mumbling angrily to herself, pull a knife out of her pink plastic purse, and with her white-gloved hands madly butcher everyone in the elevator with her. I just hope it will not be on a day I ride with her. She jarred the thing to a stop, approximately at the eighth floor. I stepped to the door ledge and down five inches. “Thanks Merle,” I said cheerily.

            “Your phone’s fixed.”

            “What was that?” She looked at me as if the question had offended her, then shut the elevator door. I shook my head. “She’s crazy, that’s all.”

            My apartment is a long, open, narrow loft, with windows on the north wall. The kitchen and living room areas are defined solely by the arrangement of furniture and the decor is early St Vincent de Paul. The bedroom and bath are hidden behind a plywood wall that is completely substandard. But, the place is cheap and it has location. I’m six blocks from the Pacific.

            I opened the blind over my desk and sat down at my computer. Borson’s written instructions supplied a password but said I was allowed to read only one chapter. Telling a PI not to look at the whole file is like putting a T-bone in front of a hound and telling him to play dead. I slipped the disc into my PC and tried to pull up the directory. “Access Denied.” That exhausted my computer hacking skills, so I gave up and typed the password, rdskblu. The screen opened silently.


 

15643-9-23

(47th language translation-English(Copy 2,783)  (Caretaker-Nosha)

ESCAPE FROM THE BURROCITY 

             Squinted my eyes almost closed, did I. Harsh red sunlight almost blinding, and blowing sand stinging exposed skin on me. This sand, this thin, oxygen, barely breathe, could I. My lungs like drying Marto skin, did feel. Stopping running, must I, slow to a walk, then stopping for rest. Never outrun them, would I, without a Breather.

____________________________________


 

I have recently decided I must stop talking to myself before I am mistaken for one of the nuts on the street, but it’s a hard habit to break. I mumbled to the computer, “If this writer keeps up this dialect I won’t even get through one chapter.” The screen blinked, I read the next line, then I blinked.


 

Syntax adjusted to 21th century English


 

Though my skin prickled slightly, I concluded that it was coincidence, not an interactive computer program. Reading became much easier.

___________________________________


 

            Would they simply confirm that I had gone Nomad or would they follow my track in the sand? If I could make it to the Great Drain the Enforcers would not follow because no one ever knows when Red 19 will be released.

            I tried to hold my breath so I could hear something besides my own rasping gasps. At first I could hear nothing but the wind, then I heard the high whine of their Breathers, like a harmonic hum above the wail of the wind.

            I adjusted the sand screen over my nose and pulled my hood far down over my eyes. Running westward toward the Great Drain, I prayed the wind would obliterate my tracks.

            When I reached the edge of drain, I saw it was at least a hundred feet straight down, no slope, no hand holds. Shaka had said that it had been at least two centuries since there had been any real bridges on the surface. Anything not salvaged by the Protectors was salvaged by the Nomads or eroded by the elements. Construction was now done with rock block and anti-gravity lifters, and that was restricted to the underground burrocities. To cross the drain and find the Nomads, I would have to find a plastibag.

            Legend said that the Great Drain had once held rushing waters, but that was probably born of wishful thinking and myths taught to gullible children. If our planet had ever really had such treasure, where would it have gone? Not even the greedy Protectors could have used so much water.


 

            Feeling dizzy now, I could only manage a stumbling walk, but I could see the shape of a plastibag a few yards farther south. As I struggled toward it, the Enforcers’ combox voices sounded closer.

            Having never seen a giant plastibag, I was dismayed when I got close enough to see what it was really like. It was nothing but a giant bag of sand encased in indestructible Plastiform and placed at a slant against the rim of the drain. Granted, this steep ramp did offer easier access than the sheer, straight sides of the drain, but in my condition, it looked daunting. The Enforcers were within twenty yards. No choice. I stepped onto the bag.

            The Plastiform was covered with fine loose sand, and instead of walking down the slope I found myself skidding, faster and faster, toward the bottom. With no way to stop or slow my pace, I concentrated on maintaining my balance. I tried to hit the bottom running, but landed too stiffly on my left leg, jammed my knee socket, and fell in a heap on the rocky bottom.

            Holding my knee, I looked to see if the Enforcers were following. They laughed, pointed north up the wash, then turned to jog back to the burrocity. Looking where they pointed, I saw a bright red circle that stained the eastern rim of the drain. The burrocity was dumping Red 19!

            I watched in horror as the slick, oily red liquid oozed out of the flotube, spilled down the side of the drain, and began sluggishly rolling south. The leading edge seemed to stretch into a skin-like dam, allowing the thick liquid behind it to build into a wall of swirling, iridescent red ooze.

            It’s almost pretty, I thought as I sat momentarily mesmerized by a sight I had only heard of and never seen. But it would not make a pretty death.

            Ignoring the pain in my knee, I scrambled up and hobbled across the drain to the plastibag on the far side. On hands and knees I tried to climb the slippery slope, a few feet up, then slide back, a few feet more, slide back. Each time I looked the Red 19 was looming larger.

            At first I believed I could climb high enough to be above the flow, but by the time I was halfway up the bag, the wall of Flush was almost as high as the rim of the canyon. As the flow expanded, it also moved faster down the floor of the drain. Exhausted and without hope, I stopped struggling and waited for the red death to engulf me.

            As I watched, the leading edge changed both color and texture. Losing its deep red iridescence and its swirling viscous texture, it began to look more like a gas than a liquid . It was rising slowly off the ground and floating toward me like a heavy red cloud. Suddenly, as it reached some point in its transition, the entire mass lifted rapidly toward the sky.

            I sat there watching as the red cloud continued to rise and dissipate until it became indistinguishable from the rest of the thin red atmosphere. Huddled alone on the plastibag, I listened to the wind roar across the desolate wastes of our land.


 

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I hit the down arrow to go to the next page and the entire text first dissolved into meaningless symbols, then disappeared from the screen. I tried repeatedly to restore the text but got nothing but a blank screen. The program had self-destructed.


 

CHAPTER THREE

 

            I wasted an hour trying to get something to come up on that disc, but once I had read the file, the data had simply disappeared. I decided to call the expert.

            “Yeabot.”

            “Yes, Mother.” He rolled over to my desk on his little wheels.

            “I have a new problem for you.”

            Yeabot is a one-of-a-kind, computer robot that was designed and given to me, in lieu of fee, by my friend and mentor, Sam Dehany. I had originally named him Yeibichai for the Navajo talking god, but Sam could never remember that and called him Yeabot. It stuck. Yeabot is three and a half feet high with a body of white plastic–he looks like a cross between R2D2 and the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Not only does he gratify my penchant for fantasy, but he is also a very useful tool.

            In addition to fun things like keeping me company while I talk to myself, and pouring me a scotch at night, he understands the spoken word better than most college-age children and responds better as well. He takes dictation and completes my correspondence, searches the net and my database sources, and he is a full-time guard, armed and dangerous. Best of all, like a living, breathing partner, I can simply assign him a problem and he can work out a solution.

            I slid the CD into Yeabot’s slot. “Check this CD and see if you can open the files or if all the files have been erased.”

            “Yes, Mother.”

            Yeabot whirred and beeped and hummed along while I went back to my computer to finish a report for another client. Suddenly, Yeabot made a squawk and ejected the CD so forcefully that it flew out and landed with a clatter on the floor. He was turning from side to side, repeating, “Access Denied, Access Denied, Access Denied.”

            “Yeabot, end program!” He immediately quieted to his normal unflappable self. “Yeabot, what’s the matter with that CD?”

            “That CD is protected by a destructive device. If accessed it will release a virus which will destroy all programs and data on the disc as well as programs and data on any computer operating the disc.”

            “I see. Mr. Borson seems to have hidden talents.” I picked up the disc and considered this new mystery. Deciding what to do was going to take some serious thought. I tossed the disc into my out basket and turned to my case files.

            There were lots of normal cases in the file drawer that were screaming for my attention. I pulled out the Carpenter file. I had only a few days left to serve this turkey. A lot of PIs won’t fool with process service, but I had developed a reputation for doing “hard serves.” Of course, no one pays me fifty dollars an hour to serve process unless they have already tried regular servers or marshals who do the job for much less. So when I get an assignment, I know before I ask that the recipient either could not be found or could not be caught.

            In the case of Mr. Carpenter, the server had broken my number one rule: Never door-knock anyone. He’d knocked on the door and was told that Carpenter had moved a year ago. The server accepted this and raced on to his next delivery. The subpoena was handed back to the attorney marked, “Moved, no forwarding address.” That’s where I come in.

            I turned back to my computer and ran the name of my quarry through all of my database accounts, checking for property, vehicle, employment, and consumer public filings. When finished, I concluded that the guy most likely lived right where the server had tried to serve him. In fact, the server had probably been talking with him. Early tomorrow morning I would do a little field reconnaissance and see if I could verify this theory.

            I stretched and looked at the file cabinet and then at my watch. Yeah, 5:15, sun was over the yardarm. I picked up the phone and dialed Sam. His J.Edgar, Yeabot’s technological father, answered.

            “Sam, you there? It’s Diana. How ‘bout dinner at the Ocean Street Grill?”

            Sam picked up. “Who’s buying?”

            “Me. Got a fat retainer today.”

            “I’ll see you there.”

            I turned off the computer, slipped my wallet in my jeans pocket, and the CD in my jacket pocket. Sam was the perfect person to talk to about this CD.

            For twenty-five years Sam had given his heart, soul, and body to the U.S. intelligence service, and high-tech toys and deceptions were his area of expertise. When disillusionment and disgust had replaced duty and patriotism, Sam had looked for a way out. He’d spent his last four years in the service developing advanced robotics technology but had decided he didn’t want this technology put to the uses the military had planned for it. With my own brand of deception, I’d helped Sam leave the service and take his robotics knowledge with him. But that’s another story, one I don’t tell.

            Sam now lives quietly in San Pedro. He has no wife, no children, few friends, and no hobbies other than his computer and robotics skills, which he can never use openly. I’m lucky to be his friend and recipient of his genius. However, it is painful to watch such genius and decency wasted and see a dear man grow old in boredom and disappointment.

             “I’m going out, Yeabot. You have the security watch.”

            “Yes, Mother. Security on.”

            This old building I live in was once an office building. When Bluff Beach slipped into decay a couple decades ago, the office suites were haphazardly converted to low-rent apartments. When crazy Merle goes home at five p.m., the elevator is left on the first floor and there is no auto-call button for the old relic, so tonight I walked down eight flights. It’s a toss up as to which is worse, getting in the elevator with Merle or walking the stairs.

            Despite its drawbacks, I am enjoying my funky little place, and nowhere else in Los Angeles or Orange County could I find a place so close to the water and so cheap. With the town now rapidly redeveloping, it probably won’t stay cheap for long.

            The six blocks from my apartment to the grill used to be an area one did not venture into without an armed guard. Now it is a lively, exuberant mix of shiny urban renewal buildings and upscale supper clubs set among the pawn shops, used bookstores, antique shops, tattoo parlors, and seamy bars. The sidewalks are filled with yuppies in evening dress, city kids on their way to the sixteen-screen theater, and panhandlers. As I walked to the restaurant, Dixieland and progressive jazz emanated from two of the clubs, while three street entertainers tried vainly to compete.

            I sat at the bar, nursed a Grant’s scotch, and waited for Sam to drive over from San Pedro. As soon as he arrived and we were seated at our table, I began the tale of my new client, our strange meetings, and the seriously protected CD. Through cocktails and salads, Sam listened silently to my whole story and then looked briefly at the CD.

            “Well, Diana, if Yeabot says he can’t break this thing, I sure can’t do any better.”

            “Oh, no, I didn’t want you to try. I just want you to help me figure out who the heck I’m dealing with here and if I should be. At first I put Borson down as just a curiosity, then as a nut, and then as a crusader with both money and a cause. But this CD puts a new icon on his head. I mean, what writer would go to this length to protect a sci fi manuscript? And, who the heck could do this stuff?”

            Sam picked up the CD again and turned it over in his hands as he considered his answer. I noticed how much puffier and softer his hands looked and how many more liver spots they had. He had put on at least twenty pounds. His once handsome face had become round and double chinned, and his bright blue eyes looked tired and dull. I looked back down at my salad plate, hating myself for noticing how much he had aged in the last year. It somehow seemed disloyal.

            “Well, you see, just about any able programmer could booby-trap the thing with a virus. To do it so well that Yeabot couldn’t find his way around it, that took someone special. Could be someone from the community, all right.”

            “You mean intelligence community? Maybe I should decline the assignment.”

            “I don’t see why, unless researching this Red 19 leads you to classified information.”

            “Yeah, but in his assignment letter Borson said to check up on all the latest developments in experimental fuels. What if this is some sort of industrial espionage?”

            Sam shrugged. “That’s possible, I guess.”

            “So you think I should drop it and return the retainer?”

            He thought a minute. “Not at this point. You know how to evaluate his requests for information. If they stop sounding like science fiction and start sounding like Leavenworth, get out. I think you can handle this, Diana.”

            At that moment the waiter walked up with two plates of steaming lobster. “Besides,” he added, “you’re going to need that retainer to pay for my dinner.”

 

 

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